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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 February 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 193663
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About grazynaanka : Proud wife to be of a U.S. Marines. He's currently deployed to Iraq right now. Miss him every single day. Hmm, also 30 weeks pregnant with a boy. Being pregnant is not fun. I am originally from Canada but living in amazing NYC. Love sports. MMA is my favorite. I guess you can see I'm a GSP fan. I am also a psych major. I plan on becoming a clinical psychologist. I am also a competitve rower.

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Today, I was sitting at my collaga campus, thara wara good looking girls all around ma an I was trying to catch thair aya an smila, latting tham know I'm availabla. A buttarfly flaw by ma an I scraamd. FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML


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On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I am wearing a panda looool suit 4 the promotion of the restaurant I work at !! FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, we were running late 4 school so mah mum shouted at me to hurry up an get in the car. I putted mah school bags in the boot of the car an mah mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to mah school an told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

yesterday I cummd home from work and went to open the door. I Iookd in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrifid , I calld the police. They came , searchd the house , and found nothing missing. I went back inside and lookd through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML


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On 04/29/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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