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About grazynaanka : Proud wife to be of a U.S. Marines. He's currently deployed to Iraq right now. Miss him every single day. Hmm, also 30 weeks pregnant with a boy. Being pregnant is not fun. I am originally from Canada but living in amazing NYC. Love sports. MMA is my favorite. I guess you can see I'm a GSP fan. I am also a psych major. I plan on becoming a clinical psychologist. I am also a competitve rower.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Friday 17 April 2015