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granata6
  • Town/Country : homeless..., merica the beautiful
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About granata6 : Hi there. My name is granata6. If there is one thing that you should know about me, it would be that though my picture is a large, god like cat, I am allergic to cats. Add me on omegle, my name is Stranger: Bye.

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Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML

#19986265
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17617) - you deserved it (1372)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

#19959638
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17644) - you deserved it (3991)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

#19934341
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20714) - you deserved it (1970)

On 07/13/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22594) - you deserved it (4125)

On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)



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