About grahamcraka : Well thank you! I now know I am interesting enough for you to be stalking my profile. Since you are here, I love field hockey and Germany! I also like getting funny messages. Not creepy ones though, I've gotten way too many if those. Something is wrong with my account so i cant comment or anything either, so sorry.
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by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad learned that it's possible to power a lightbulb with a potato. Since then, he's been going around the house removing all the plugs from the wall and plugging them into potatoes instead. He's absolutely baffled as to why it won't work. FML
by Darkandcold / 01/09/2013 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by nomegusta / 01/05/2013 at 10:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by whaleninjapoop / 12/06/2012 at 3:24am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
by Bishop / 06/06/2012 at 10:19am / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by ifpigsflew / 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML
by Zak / 04/02/2009 at 10:12pm / United States (Texas) / Work
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