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Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26109) - you deserved it (3413)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
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I agree, your life sucks (23256) - you deserved it (5991)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24528) - you deserved it (15729)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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113 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
163 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML

#18810141
123 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by ohlordhelpmenow (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
166 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

#14694098
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On 01/24/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by crayons128 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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