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  • Town/Country : Marion, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 February 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 518
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 4:09pm<b>Dynamite73</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 11:45pm<b>mnurfles</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 1:13am<b>Emoandproud</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:45pm<b>Its_Lonzobruh</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 11:33pm<b>pliskon_snake</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 12:40am<b>giantspaceamoeba</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 1:42am<b>nikkih_06</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 3:42pm<b>bwup</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 11:18am<b>Ichiya</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:46pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:16pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:15pm<b>FRAGILE</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 9:26am<b>ncbb14</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 8:03pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:21pm<b>lovelyvampire</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 5:35am<b>ty7in_topic</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:59pm<b>vegemute</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 3:21pm

Fucked!<b>mnurfles</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 7:13am<b>pliskon_snake</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 6:40am<b>FRAGILE</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 3:26pm

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gradius1002's favorite FMLs

Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML

by anonymous / 11/24/2015 at 2:38pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Intimacy

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

by nomorealcoholeva / 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm / Norway (Nordland) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

by looking4newvenue / 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/07/2015 at 2:37pm / Guam / Love

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 3:20am / United States (California) / Love