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  • Town/Country : Philly burbs, PA, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1958 (55 years)
  • Number of visits : 1053
  • Number of comments : 1051
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About graceinsheepwear : Am I the only person over 35 on here brave enough to list their age? Youth is not exclusive to the young, and I hope to surprise some who view my profile expecting to find a chronologically younger person.

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML



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