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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1958 (57 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2430
  • Number of comments : 1139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About graceinsheepwear : Am I the only person over 35 on here brave enough to list their age? Youth is not exclusive to the young, and I hope to surprise some who view my profile expecting to find a chronologically younger person.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67430) - you deserved it (9924)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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