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graceinsheepwear
  • Town/Country : Philly burbs, PA, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1958 (55 years)
  • Number of visits : 1053
  • Number of comments : 1050
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About graceinsheepwear : Am I the only person over 35 on here brave enough to list their age? Youth is not exclusive to the young, and I hope to surprise some who view my profile expecting to find a chronologically younger person.

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Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45666) - you deserved it (3292)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

#20782670
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53738) - you deserved it (2603)

On 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by thatsfine (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

#20417936
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14405) - you deserved it (33724)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29235) - you deserved it (2359)

On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

#18429716
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42339) - you deserved it (2878)

On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29012) - you deserved it (86336)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66631) - you deserved it (6939)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

#17039941
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42825) - you deserved it (9390)

On 07/09/2011 at 11:19am - love - by Beanzbeanz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16027) - you deserved it (34296)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28110) - you deserved it (5069)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (5526)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

#13997572
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12340) - you deserved it (30926)

On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML

#13698709
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18338) - you deserved it (9084)

On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32665) - you deserved it (19790)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12873) - you deserved it (45840)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)



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