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Today, I decided to give a break to my students halfway through my 3 hour lecture. The break became the end of the lecture, because nobody came back. FML


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On 09/15/2015 at 4:40pm - work - by MedHistory - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fire-retardant, which might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out for supposedly calling her a retard. FML


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On 10/03/2014 at 5:13pm - work - by hopeless (man) - Canada

Today, I finally put the finishing touches on my first vacation in over two years, due to my hellish work schedule. The Governor essentially just vetoed my vacation with evacuation orders. Thanks, Hurricane Irene. FML


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On 08/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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