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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 523
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About gpd_deputy_1 : I strongly dislike spelling and grammar mistakes, but that doesn't mean I'm a smart-ass. Okay, maybe it does..

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Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29040) - you deserved it (6051)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

#19121013
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8568) - you deserved it (40970)

On 02/20/2012 at 5:01am - misc - by elizabethyeo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

#18914939
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23164) - you deserved it (2707)

On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24332) - you deserved it (3162)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30698) - you deserved it (3174)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28299) - you deserved it (2278)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

#18546937
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13757) - you deserved it (26501)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm - misc - by Musicfreak (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31024) - you deserved it (2408)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11308) - you deserved it (48484)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

#18513087
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28726) - you deserved it (2734)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20813) - you deserved it (4960)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51485) - you deserved it (3081)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

#18503694
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27031) - you deserved it (3538)

On 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (2281)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

#18438378
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27192) - you deserved it (4071)

On 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm - kids - by santashelper - United States



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