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  • Town/Country : Timbuctú, Mali
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 February 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 978
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About goudou : I liek Turtles.

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Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

#18417405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28662) - you deserved it (8803)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (10410)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (3920)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14773) - you deserved it (72505)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

#17817623
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26167) - you deserved it (2512)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML

#17585991
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26429) - you deserved it (3431)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Peekaboo (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26710) - you deserved it (14352)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

#16560118
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35410) - you deserved it (3133)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:03am - work - by iloveyoutoomom (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30935) - you deserved it (7266)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

#15392529
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33033) - you deserved it (9514)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by embarassed - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

#15024724
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30955) - you deserved it (5082)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

#14044741
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31439) - you deserved it (3320)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

#13262261
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28411) - you deserved it (3489)

On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

#10713367
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23241) - you deserved it (2976)

On 05/23/2010 at 2:02pm - kids - by rkl2010 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

#8873623
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22380) - you deserved it (2231)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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