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gottrythis
  • Town/Country : Dinky Town MINNESOTA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 December 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 386
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About gottrythis : JUST KEEP LOSING FOR NOW. JOB HOUSE WIFE DOG SPORTS.

good thing i haven't lose a hand. :)

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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56201) - you deserved it (22801)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32936) - you deserved it (67754)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21705) - you deserved it (35683)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (222205) - you deserved it (37764)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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