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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 April 1997 (18 years)
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About gothhottie : My name is Jonny I like sports and that's all u need to no
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Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML


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