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gothgirl333
  • Town/Country : Nanaimo, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About gothgirl333 : My name is Jasper. I'm a demigirl, and I use they/them pronouns (Jasper likes themself. They use FML. This account belongs to them.) I hate my user name. I'm a tumblr user and a feminist. Also a metal head. Message me for my URL or if you want to talk about anything in general.

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Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

#6826579
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I agree, your life sucks (7623) - you deserved it (37024)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML

#6826579
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7623) - you deserved it (37024)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42996) - you deserved it (3253)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)



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