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About gothchick98 : Fav song: Teach Me How To Jerk bu Audiopush
Fav band(s): New Boyz, Marilyn Manson, Crooked X,
Fav solo artist(s): Eminem, Lil Wayne, Justin Beiber
Fav movie: The Proposel, Twilight, New Moon
Fav TV show: MadTv
Fav book: The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell by Marilyn Manson with Neil Strauss, Twilight series
Fav hobbie: Listening to music or JERKIN
Fav music video: Knives And Pens by Black Veil Brides
celebrity crush: Andy Sixx, Lil Wayne, Eminem,Legacy, Ben J, Justin Beiber
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 11:02pm - love - by amanda_ae_erin (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I started the day at my local Starbucks. I was greeted with smiles from everyone I made eye contact with and left the store feeling really good about myself. I got home and checked myself out in the mirror, only to realize I had cut myself shaving and my neck was covered in dried blood. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by cpatch (man) - United States
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by LoserOfTheYear (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by tampondealer (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 10:18am - animals - by Kirta (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as "you don't want to turn out like this." FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 11:37pm - kids - by itsjustmyluck (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 8:27pm - love - by toughlove (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 5:38pm - health - by Elizabeh (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by bob (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 11:46pm - misc - by LifeSucks (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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