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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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goodwithoutgods's favorite FMLs

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11441) - you deserved it (88876)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8605) - you deserved it (108688)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28942) - you deserved it (3131)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40176) - you deserved it (12321)

On 11/17/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by neverdateaclosetcase (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1165205) - you deserved it (125755)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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