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About goodtimesx2 : I am very likely not to have bad things happen to me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes !! Afterwards , the womenho did the waxing told my friend it was $30 4 her wax !! Then , in front of thehole salon , the women points at me and says , "You! You so hary- $35!" !! FML
Today... I went to the gym for the frst time in a while and realizd that I can lift way more with mah left hand than with mah right even though I am right handd. I also realizd that I jack off with mah left hand. FML
Today, My Mom Asked If I Wanted To Come To Dinner With My Parents An My Grandparents Who Are In From London . When We Got To The Restaurant, There Was A Wait . My Mom Made Me Walk Home Because They Could Get A Table Quicker Fir A Group Of Four Than A Group Of Five . FML
I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML
Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML
Friday 27 March 2015