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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 October 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6511
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About goodtimesx2 : I am very likely not to have bad things happen to me.

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Today , my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes !! Afterwards , the womenho did the waxing told my friend it was $30 4 her wax !! Then , in front of thehole salon , the women points at me and says , "You! You so hary- $35!" !! FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I went to the gym for the frst time in a while and realizd that I can lift way more with mah left hand than with mah right even though I am right handd. I also realizd that I jack off with mah left hand. FML

#1881658
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10778) - you deserved it (54555)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, My Mom Asked If I Wanted To Come To Dinner With My Parents An My Grandparents Who Are In From London . When We Got To The Restaurant, There Was A Wait . My Mom Made Me Walk Home Because They Could Get A Table Quicker Fir A Group Of Four Than A Group Of Five . FML

#1792856
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On 05/09/2009 at 9:48pm - misc - by charlie (woman) - United States (Delaware)

I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

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263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46909) - you deserved it (158917)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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