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Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23470) - you deserved it (4759)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23470) - you deserved it (4759)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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