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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1986 (28 years)
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About goneboy : Sup. I'm CeeJay.

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Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53566) - you deserved it (7979)

On 05/28/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at Jiffy Lube a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds my hand. The woman immediately grabs her son's wrist, looks at me, and says "Sicko." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (2567)

On 05/27/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by thebigpeezy - United States

Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59333) - you deserved it (19413)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:06am - love - by sounfair90 (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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