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goliatron
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 492
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36976) - you deserved it (3014)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

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109 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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153 comments

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On 06/15/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by Keaton - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6960) - you deserved it (26210)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

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166 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23254) - you deserved it (81316)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)



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