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by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
by princesspea / 02/07/2009 at 11:41am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by noname / 01/14/2009 at 1:33am / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Love
by Lou Czar / 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob,… Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought… Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense,…