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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5759
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About golferman72 : I read FML every day when I am bored

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golferman72's favorite FMLs

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14045) - you deserved it (67900)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

#13222
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49677) - you deserved it (2984)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24716) - you deserved it (2123)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15130) - you deserved it (74685)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)



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