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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About golferman72 : I read FML every day when I am bored. I'm 6'3" and pretty good at golf. Feel free to message me...

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Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41616) - you deserved it (6961)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51226) - you deserved it (5505)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13643) - you deserved it (66348)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML


I agree, your life sucks (46400) - you deserved it (2713)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML


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On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

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