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by this guy / 11/21/2013 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Love
by queenlatifa101bebe / 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by trembelwick / 12/03/2011 at 5:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by dwhite032 / 06/06/2011 at 3:06am / United States (Indiana) / Geek
by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by mrssagdiyev / 03/05/2011 at 9:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 9:20am / Spain (Asturias) / Intimacy
Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML
by Butterflyguy / 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Animals
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