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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 July 1940 (74 years)
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About goldjag : Nice, funny, weird (positive), and etc is a mystery. Get to know me, love me, hate me, but don't be someone that will try to change me. I have have Kik if u wanna chat of jjrp yep so peace. Not actually my real birthday

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