About goldhighways : Lauren.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by oheyimsarahh - United States
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)
Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States
Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States
Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 6:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am - work - by Username -
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
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