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goldhighways
  • Town/Country : State College, PA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3827
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
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I agree, your life sucks (10436) - you deserved it (62756)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
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I agree, your life sucks (35588) - you deserved it (19672)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
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I agree, your life sucks (76347) - you deserved it (14618)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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