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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5547
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74978) - you deserved it (3905)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42561) - you deserved it (23247)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86997) - you deserved it (16965)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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