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goldhighways's favorite FMLs
Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy…