About goldhighways : Lauren.
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goldhighways's favorite FMLs
Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML
- Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was… Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday,… Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a…