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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4519
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40955) - you deserved it (6167)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39969) - you deserved it (4751)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML

#29521
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12279) - you deserved it (31122)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Mal2222 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461
45 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
60 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
88 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

#6446
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39052) - you deserved it (7280)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27000) - you deserved it (5110)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

#2281
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26770) - you deserved it (10826)

On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7422) - you deserved it (26247)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21562) - you deserved it (2122)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11053) - you deserved it (65207)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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