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goldhighways
  • Town/Country : State College, PA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3845
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

#16369010
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20063) - you deserved it (6288)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23483) - you deserved it (6813)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

#16349458
116 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm - work - by wtffireworks! - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

#16344639
126 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

#15974313
166 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
278 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56867) - you deserved it (5652)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
289 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

#15621485
112 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

#15616654
112 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16404) - you deserved it (41613)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30010) - you deserved it (41484)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)



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