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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4493
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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goldhighways's favorite FMLs

Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

#20139053
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9253) - you deserved it (14233)

On 10/29/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by IndianAngel96 - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

#19872110
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26132) - you deserved it (2771)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23492) - you deserved it (4760)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

#19633356
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14938) - you deserved it (27619)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

#19369431
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20132) - you deserved it (1765)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9603) - you deserved it (32909)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

#18275537
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24873) - you deserved it (6923)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16941) - you deserved it (46130) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17335) - you deserved it (31353)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31198) - you deserved it (5642)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26365) - you deserved it (9380)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37054) - you deserved it (9570)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39098) - you deserved it (3106)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10476) - you deserved it (75671) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38887) - you deserved it (5573)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)



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