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goldfish78

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 427
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About goldfish78 : I love photography and racing.

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Visits<b>insanelocket</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:42am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 9:43pm<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:50am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 6:58pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:15pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:42am<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 10:49pm<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 4:58am<b>Karma220</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 12:11am<b>a_wiener_d0g</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 7:45am<b>hillgerb</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 1:49pm<b>TheMrJoee</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 6:21pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 12:44pm<b>aa1717</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 12:19pm<b>EndOfSekrets</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 10:15pm<b>paintedwings12</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 9:39am<b>EmoUnicorn69</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 2:07pm<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 12:51pm

Fucked!<b>melisssa87</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:22am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52555) - you deserved it (4662)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:08pm - health - by bruised_scrotum - South Africa (Gauteng)



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