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goldenlocks22
  • Town/Country : las Vegas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About goldenlocks22 : I'm Brandi.
I'm not very social because I hate meaningless conversation. People who type with text slang should go Run In front of a fast traveling car. I probably sound depressing.. So here's a few things i like. :D

Volleyball
Futons
Laughing
Longboarding
Free climbing
Sleeping
Movies
German shepherds
Oranges
Running
Cemeteries
Smiles
Athletics
Reading
Eating
Meditating for short periods of time
Learning useless information
Playing sports
Being aggressive
People who aernt completely idiotic and self centered
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