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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 October 1995 (20 years)
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About goldenlocks22 : I'm Brandi.
I'm not very social because I hate meaningless conversation. People who type with text slang should go Run In front of a fast traveling car. I probably sound depressing.. So here's a few things i like. :D

Free climbing
German shepherds
Meditating for short periods of time
Learning useless information
Playing sports
Being aggressive
People who aernt completely idiotic and self centered

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