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Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

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Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47746) - you deserved it (3901)

On 03/26/2013 at 3:04pm - love - by Megan - United States

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24611) - you deserved it (1660)

On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States



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