Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

goingsolo211

Search for a member

goingsolo211

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 552
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About goingsolo211 : What am I supposed to say about myself here anyway. People should stop posting FMLs about paper cuts. Who the fuck cares about a stupid paper cut? That's all I have to say.

goingsolo211's page activity

Visits<b>Noah197099</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 9:19pm<b>billionair11</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 3:13pm<b>maxsing</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 6:31am<b>leilaadu</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 11:31pm<b>BossMindedFemale</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 4:55am<b>jentlemen</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 4:31am<b>ThatSlappinBass</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 5:45pm<b>king_of_LA</b> - the 03/30/2014 at 11:00pm<b>xDochx</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 3:49pm<b>iSonia</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 12:41am<b>minesbiggerr</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 10:05pm<b>Xiaminou</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 11:06am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 1:13pm<b>ravens4life</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 6:09pm<b>l0lmadis0n</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 1:45am<b>Matrida_2</b> - the 12/29/2013 at 11:50pm<b>RedSoloCup</b> - the 11/08/2013 at 12:09am<b>MandyCat484</b> - the 11/02/2013 at 12:02am

goingsolo211's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of goingsolo211's badges

goingsolo211's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML

#20963690
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43784) - you deserved it (3423)

On 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm - love - by unwantedforlife (woman) - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

#20821917
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43000) - you deserved it (4239)

On 08/05/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

#20821476
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38998) - you deserved it (3952)

On 08/05/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by riiiighhhttttt (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

#20814697
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58958) - you deserved it (10542)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, I got the sex talk from my dad. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't said "It's not the size of the stick, it's how you use it." I'm a girl. FML

#20814602
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54804) - you deserved it (4529)

On 08/01/2013 at 1:10am - intimacy - by confused_girl (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML

#20790014
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47204) - you deserved it (3196)

On 07/18/2013 at 5:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML

#20487239
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31439) - you deserved it (5153)

On 01/31/2013 at 2:23am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14898) - you deserved it (41244)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35181) - you deserved it (4250)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

#17679754
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (11682)

On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States

Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML

#17426270
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26446) - you deserved it (2225)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: