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by slut / 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by hopeless-.- / 08/29/2011 at 11:06am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Bobby ray slice / 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by j / 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm / United States / Health
Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he is at a suicide risk from depression. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 1:21am / Canada / Work
Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
by pleasedtomeetyou / 01/13/2010 at 11:42am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by mainlaw / 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…