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by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by fmlifer / 11/04/2011 at 12:29am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
by socal000 / 10/20/2011 at 8:04am / United States / Health
by SimpleSwimmer / 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I walked into a gas station to get a bag of chips. Upon moving towards the counter to pay, I noticed the cashier had what looked like a golf ball stuffed in his cheek. I said to him in a joking manner, "That's a huge pinch of dip!" His reply, "It's mouth cancer." FML
by lollipopgreen / 10/01/2011 at 8:33am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML
by f_ck_U / 09/21/2011 at 2:47am / China (Zhejiang) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 1:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by FullOfNick / 09/10/2011 at 3:11am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by doughgirl101 / 09/07/2011 at 1:59am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 12:38am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by ohaifml / 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by anti88 / 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids