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Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47801) - you deserved it (11218)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27767) - you deserved it (4706)

On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31613) - you deserved it (6253)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)



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