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by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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by maxedoutidiot / 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
by Tonguetied0496 / 12/10/2012 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Love
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