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About godspeedkills : Creepy Pikachu is creepy.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
Friday 28 August 2015