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goddessunleashed
  • Town/Country : Baltimore, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About goddessunleashed : I'm confused. I'm befuddled. My mind is muddled.
And them I'm an actress.
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I'm half South African. My mom moved here in 1990.
I'm a huge rugby fan. GO SPRINGBOKS!
I'm WAAAY into music, usually offbeat punk rock
I don't do stuff because everyone else does it. This means I'm a virgin who doesn't drink or do drugs. Boring, huh? I'm a non conformist. Deal.
I'm a conservative who doesn't really care about gay marriage. If they want to, it's their perogative, not mine. (I'm in theatre. Self explanatory.)
I'm practically insane, yet I'm in all honors and AP courses.
I spend my time sketching and taking photos.
My extracurriculars are theatre and chorus.
I don't want to act as a career.
Rather, I'm studying to be a high school English teacher who does photography on the side.
I used to do self harm like cutting and biting, but then I found God. Hate on me all you want, but He did the work of a thousand antidepressants and more.

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Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26919) - you deserved it (2318)

On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by fannylover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56861) - you deserved it (6104)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States



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