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gobbledegook
  • Town/Country : toronto, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 December 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 528
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

#7700878 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (25951) - you deserved it (3703)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (39370) - you deserved it (1669)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

#7566820 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (25295) - you deserved it (1819)

On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (22170) - you deserved it (3424)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (29718) - you deserved it (2357)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (19080) - you deserved it (3699)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

#5600521 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (23032) - you deserved it (7564)

On 10/02/2009 at 4:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

#18143 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (72184) - you deserved it (13229)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)