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About gml12344 : The names Meryl. It suits me well.
I love music. It seriously is my whole life.
I'm a singer and play guitar.
Hte it wen ppl tlk lyke dis.
And there's probably a ton more but that's it.
Blog: www.merylkinsey.blogspot.com
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Today... mah cat took a shit looool in mah toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51301) - you deserved it (8222)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I usd mah hair straightener to attempt to straighten mah eyelashes and burnd mah eyelid. I don't knowhat's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11437) - you deserved it (128959)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

I'M GETTING OVER STREP THROAT . THE ANTIBIOTICS THEY GAVE ME MAKE ME HAVE DIARRHEA UNLESS I EAT YOGURT IN BETWEEN EACH PILL . THAT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF I WASN'T LACTOSE-INTOLERANT . YOGURT GIVES ME REALLY BAD GAS . SO I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN PAINFUL GAS OR DIARRHEA . FML

Today, tha waitar fartadhila I was on a data. My data thought it was ma. big fat FML

#13822249
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29762) - you deserved it (2682)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by tmac05 - United States (California)

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

TODAY... I GOT CALLED A ( LOSER ) BY AN OLD MAN WEARING PINK FLIP-FLOPS AND RIDING A PURPLE MOPED. FML

#11586440
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35126) - you deserved it (7396)

On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I laughd so hard mah milk went out mah nose in front of the boy I likd. Then, since I was looool laughing so hard about that, I accidentally fartd. Fml

#7901856
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34893) - you deserved it (8017)

On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was sereching the Internet. They watchd me google "chronic itchy anus". fat FML

#6287129
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10402) - you deserved it (48148)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I finally decidd to tell mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and huggd me. She kept saying, ( Thank god, thank god. ) At first I was relievd. Then she said, ( I thought you were just getting fat. ) FML

#4244213
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46724) - you deserved it (4245)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out if you slide down the stars on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on yur knees and break yur nose at the bottom. looool FML

#4186568
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14154) - you deserved it (64353)

On 07/31/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ohhmydamn (woman) - United States (Alabama)

I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late 4 morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. real FML

#3921342
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42980) - you deserved it (27848)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, my friend awoke me because looool I was talking in my sleep. When I askd herhat I was talking about she replid with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38112) - you deserved it (4930)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend . I opened mah eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else . I turned mah head to see what was so interesting . He was on his iPhone looking up recipe 4 thing to wrap in bacon . FML

#3271801
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56288) - you deserved it (6947)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was On A Frst Date Wit A Grl At Te Movies. Trying To Be Polite, I Eld In A Fart Until An Intense, Loud Action Scene Came On. As Soon As I Let Go, Te Scene Went Silent And My Fart Was Clerely Eard To Everyone In Te Movie Teatre. My Date Went To Te Batroom. Se Didn't Come Back. FML

#662645
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27677) - you deserved it (77680)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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