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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 366
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Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33642) - you deserved it (4876)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26889) - you deserved it (6082)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32608) - you deserved it (4580)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13974) - you deserved it (57198)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

#17362990
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32836) - you deserved it (11504)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)

Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

#17361145
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11448) - you deserved it (25720)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11794) - you deserved it (65799)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

#17329330
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (16218)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

#17326829
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29770) - you deserved it (5385)

On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34393) - you deserved it (14463)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16460) - you deserved it (27383)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML

#17221687
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32383) - you deserved it (4688)

On 07/22/2011 at 8:57pm - intimacy - by jab43 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34420) - you deserved it (5039)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36332) - you deserved it (3717)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29917) - you deserved it (2380)

On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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