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Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
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Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 8:57pm - intimacy - by jab43 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)
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