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by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
by justhereforlaughs / 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
by brownieswillneverbethesame / 09/04/2011 at 2:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by haha / 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Starving Ultimatum / 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by bob / 09/01/2011 at 1:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health
Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML
by Username / 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 08/23/2011 at 1:39am / United States / Money
Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
by wags34 / 08/22/2011 at 10:57am / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by rr / 08/15/2011 at 11:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by single lady / 08/15/2011 at 10:45am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
by Musicfan / 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by ksmith / 08/09/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…