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Today, I took my puppy for a walk around town. I had to stop and explain to several people that yes, his head was purple because my little sister wanted to make him look like a Na'vi from Avatar. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 12:18am - misc - by AmyLeigh - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 12:15am - love - by bummerdood (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
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On 07/24/2012 at 4:08pm - health - by *facefloor* (man) - United States
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 10:30pm - health - by Luna - United States (New York)
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
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Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by Awkward - United States (California)
Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 10:41am - work - by butterball (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 8:58pm - love - by lurna301 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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