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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2528
  • Number of comments : 366
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gmc_blossom : My name is Grace.
I am 19 years old.
I work at Walmart in the apparel department.
Although, you'll probably find me on register if you were to stop by because my Walmart doesn't have enough cashiers, I guess.

I love the following things(not necessarily in order of what I love the most):
-Maroon 5
-Adam Levine
-My boyfriend
-Avril Lavigne
-P!nk
-Rihanna
-The Black Eyed Peas
-Eminem
-Harry Potter
-Breaking Bad
-How I Met Your Mother
-Malcolm in the Middle

A few facts about me:
1. I'm hella lame
2. I believe in equal rights
3. I'm pansexual
4. I'm agnostic
5. I'm 5'1
6. My boyfriend is 6'2
7. Rihanna and Adam Levine are the sexiest people alive, in my opinion
8. That's it I guess

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Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

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On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

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93 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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On 10/01/2009 at 2:10am - intimacy - by betchyo (man) - United States (Massachusetts) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my girlfriend I have only one testicle. Her reaction? "Eeew, balls are gross!" I'm glad to know I'm only half as gross as other guys. FML

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