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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4759
  • Number of comments : 366
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gmc_blossom : Hey, I'm Grace.

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gmc_blossom's favorite FMLs

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

#17022194
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38321) - you deserved it (3360)

On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

#17019799
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48558) - you deserved it (3088)

On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

#16985861
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33808) - you deserved it (4794)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40164) - you deserved it (4300)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML

#16764992
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36099) - you deserved it (3058)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:21pm - health - by StupidDentist (man) - United States (California)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38554) - you deserved it (4210)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43751) - you deserved it (4789)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17604) - you deserved it (234384)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40989) - you deserved it (3805)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11139) - you deserved it (52909)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11936) - you deserved it (40394)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35946) - you deserved it (4449)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43006) - you deserved it (5120)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55537) - you deserved it (3954)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)



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