Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About gmc_blossom : Jesse: It's all about accepting who you really are. I accept who I am.
Walt: And who are you?
Jesse: I'm the bad guy.
The Thumb returns
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML
Friday 18 April 2014