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  • Number of visits : 2429
  • Number of comments : 365
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gmc_blossom : Jesse: It's all about accepting who you really are. I accept who I am.

Walt: And who are you?

Jesse: I'm the bad guy.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

#17019799
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44343) - you deserved it (2784)

On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

#16985861
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30138) - you deserved it (4442)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36437) - you deserved it (3989)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML

#16764992
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32364) - you deserved it (2755)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:21pm - health - by StupidDentist (man) - United States (California)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34703) - you deserved it (3872)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39849) - you deserved it (4449)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14971) - you deserved it (211859)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37139) - you deserved it (3520)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9652) - you deserved it (48979)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10368) - you deserved it (36937)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32204) - you deserved it (4122)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39321) - you deserved it (4803)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51099) - you deserved it (3634)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

#16580988
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13030) - you deserved it (45844)

On 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)



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