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I shall be Mrs. Levine one day.
Probably not, but everyone has crazy fantasies, right?
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Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML
Friday 6 December 2013