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About gmc_blossom : My name is Grace.
I am 19 years old.
I work at Walmart in the apparel department.
Although, you'll probably find me on register if you were to stop by because my Walmart doesn't have enough cashiers, I guess.
I love the following things(not necessarily in order of what I love the most):
-The Black Eyed Peas
-How I Met Your Mother
-Malcolm in the Middle
A few facts about me:
1. I'm hella lame
2. I believe in equal rights
3. I'm pansexual
4. I'm agnostic
5. I'm 5'1
6. My boyfriend is 6'2
7. Rihanna and Adam Levine are the sexiest people alive, in my opinion
8. That's it I guess
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Friday 26 September 2014