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by alicia / 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
by junkie / 12/18/2012 at 1:28pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Miscellaneous
by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money
Today, I saw a photo on Instagram of my friend flipping the camera the bird. She'd tagged it under "irony", so I jokingly suggested that she borrow a dictionary. She responded with a tirade of abuse, claimed to be sleeping with my boyfriend, and blocked me an hour later. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2012 at 7:51pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML
by skinnybitch / 12/11/2012 at 1:09pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Love
by bill219 / 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Vassy / 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Tymer / 11/23/2012 at 10:56am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Janitoro / 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
by WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM / 11/18/2012 at 4:22pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/18/2012 at 7:13am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
by susan / 11/17/2012 at 5:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Heather / 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
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