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gmc_blossom

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2668
  • Number of comments : 366
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gmc_blossom : My name is Grace.
I am 19 years old.
I work at Walmart in the apparel department.
Although, you'll probably find me on register if you were to stop by because my Walmart doesn't have enough cashiers, I guess.

I love the following things(not necessarily in order of what I love the most):
-Maroon 5
-Adam Levine
-My boyfriend
-Avril Lavigne
-P!nk
-Rihanna
-The Black Eyed Peas
-Eminem
-Harry Potter
-Breaking Bad
-How I Met Your Mother
-Malcolm in the Middle

A few facts about me:
1. I'm hella lame
2. I believe in equal rights
3. I'm pansexual
4. I'm agnostic
5. I'm 5'1
6. My boyfriend is 6'2
7. Rihanna and Adam Levine are the sexiest people alive, in my opinion
8. That's it I guess

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Today, I saw a photo on Instagram of my friend flipping the camera the bird. She'd tagged it under "irony", so I jokingly suggested that she borrow a dictionary. She responded with a tirade of abuse, claimed to be sleeping with my boyfriend, and blocked me an hour later. FML

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On 12/13/2012 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by skinnybitch (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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On 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by bill219 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of my local groceries store for employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicapped, she's also the owner's daughter. FML

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On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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On 11/23/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by Tymer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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On 11/18/2012 at 4:22pm - kids - by WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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On 11/17/2012 at 5:31pm - kids - by susan (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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On 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm - love - by akiza (woman) - Japan

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)



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