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About gmc_blossom : My name is Grace.
I am 19 years old.
I work at Walmart in the apparel department.
Although, you'll probably find me on register if you were to stop by because my Walmart doesn't have enough cashiers, I guess.
I love the following things(not necessarily in order of what I love the most):
-The Black Eyed Peas
-How I Met Your Mother
-Malcolm in the Middle
A few facts about me:
1. I'm hella lame
2. I believe in equal rights
3. I'm pansexual
4. I'm agnostic
5. I'm 5'1
6. My boyfriend is 6'2
7. Rihanna and Adam Levine are the sexiest people alive, in my opinion
8. That's it I guess
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Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, I saw a photo on Instagram of my friend flipping the camera the bird. She'd tagged it under "irony", so I jokingly suggested that she borrow a dictionary. She responded with a tirade of abuse, claimed to be sleeping with my boyfriend, and blocked me an hour later. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Monday 1 September 2014