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by gag reflex / 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by smileydays / 01/28/2014 at 10:09pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Kids
by Pooper scooper / 01/28/2014 at 3:22am / Guam / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm / Puerto Rico / Love
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went back to work after a horrible bout of respiratory illness. After a few hours of using hot tea, cough drops, and tissues to deal with my lingering cough, I found out that my asshole coworker has filed a formal complaint about me disrupting her concentration. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 2:11pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML
by whorecrux / 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/29/2013 at 3:17am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm / United States / Health
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison / 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Health
by notsobig / 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2013 at 7:20am / Slovakia / Miscellaneous
by Julie / 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…