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  • Town/Country : Las Vegas
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 May 1984 (29 years)
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Today, my family made a fake boyfriend for me on Facebook, since it's been so long since I had one. I accepted the relationship request to try and trick people into thinking I actually had a boyfriend. FML

#19200358
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8269) - you deserved it (23331)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46874) - you deserved it (10771)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML

#15647807
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27595) - you deserved it (4869)

On 04/05/2011 at 3:46am - health - by oww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
207 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

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On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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