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glorialaura21
  • Town/Country : dallas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2272
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11178) - you deserved it (1101)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (8385) - you deserved it (1569)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22235) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435 (351)

I agree, your life sucks (11028) - you deserved it (2045)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (4511) - you deserved it (13560)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

#18604441 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (7499) - you deserved it (1218)

On 12/25/2011 at 2:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

#18488568 (339)

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On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (24210) - you deserved it (2041)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (10801) - you deserved it (2921)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569 (229)

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On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML

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On 09/30/2011 at 12:50am - work - by nearlythere - Australia

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (11234) - you deserved it (35360)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States