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About glorbnakcs : -Bachelor of Arts degree with university honors (cum laude)
-Member of Golden Key International Honour Society
-Bilingual (English/Spanish)
-Former Grammar Nazi (although I do revert to my old ways from time to time)

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Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8369) - you deserved it (21737)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:39pm - misc - by grann (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I called out "personal" from work because I had to study for a major test that is taking place tomorrow. An hour later my manager called to fire me for "not taking work seriously", then I got an email that the test is being postponed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22716) - you deserved it (3469)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:13pm - work - by Laurendorcus - Sent from mobile version



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