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About glompable : I'm a huge nerd..
I love watching anime, reading manga, playing video games, making cosplay, drawing... and all that awesome nerdy stuff.
I work at Subway, and have been for about six years now.
My favorite band of all time is My Chemical Romance.
I love going to raves, making kandi, etc.
And absolutely completely believe in PLUR! x]
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Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by gntfmlingnow - United States (Ohio)
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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