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glompable
  • Town/Country : [Central Coast], USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 June 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1312
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About glompable : I'm a huge nerd..
I love watching anime, reading manga, playing video games, making cosplay, drawing... and all that awesome nerdy stuff.
I work at Subway, and have been for about six years now.
My favorite band of all time is My Chemical Romance.
I love going to raves, making kandi, etc.
And absolutely completely believe in PLUR! x]

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Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27059) - you deserved it (3072)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30189) - you deserved it (6124)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

#20495499
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36095) - you deserved it (2896)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

#20483320
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37361) - you deserved it (4145) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

#20481657
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29275) - you deserved it (4983)

On 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

#20461046
127 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

#20457945
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23400) - you deserved it (2073)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML

#20142541
98 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

#20138170
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7393) - you deserved it (16084)

On 10/29/2012 at 1:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

#20119984
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19910) - you deserved it (4039)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (2906)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
195 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (4028)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (2895)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)



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