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About globsavethequeen : Somewhere between psychotic and iconic.

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Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

by mac / 01/27/2014 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals

Today, I had to explain to my father that when my friends sleep over, it's not acceptable to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and dig through their stuff. FML

by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money

Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

by seth7_ / 01/18/2014 at 2:14am / United States (Florida) / Animals

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

by BrokenHearted / 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

by liltravol23 / 01/15/2009 at 6:36am / United States (Georgia) / Love