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  • Number of visits : 108
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About globsavethequeen : Somewhere between psychotic and iconic.

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globsavethequeen's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

#21041659
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47168) - you deserved it (3952)

On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to my father that when my friends sleep over, it's not acceptable to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and dig through their stuff. FML

#21039686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49211) - you deserved it (3975)

On 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

#3484345
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53653) - you deserved it (5171)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by BrokenHearted (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18845) - you deserved it (3900)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)



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