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  • Town/Country : duh bay areaaa, united states !
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 530
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About glitchkillgasm : Ohai dere. It's Ariel. But this is Jessica writing is. Isn't that funny?! Kay so, Ariel likes gingers. A few in particular, though. Pickles the Drummer, Derek Bloom, and that little creeper Jessica calls nugget. Pedos like to stalk me, I think its 'cause i'm so awesome. Or I have an attraction to pedos and creepers. I watch Metalocalypse more than a hooker gets laid. It's awesome, you should watch it. Hey guise, nickles is money too. Anyways, LOL. Ariel can edit better than me, in fact she puts me to shame. You know why? I said so. WHY ARE YOU READING ALL THIS AND NOT TELLING ME HOW AWESOME I AM?! Jessica loves her like Pickles loves being drunk. And if you'd were cool, you'd find that out too. If you don't agree I'll have my guys [Jorma Taccone, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles, Dan Whitesides] come and cut your nugget off. KTHNXBAI!

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Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML


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On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML


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  • "If drawing stuff is the food of love, then get a better pencil." That's not a real expression, I just made it up because I needed a good opening line. It's not even that good of an opening line, but…

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